12/5/06

"I swear, honey, he was my cousin."

After witnessing the ease and skill with which Ophira Eisenberg deceived the vast majority of last night's Liar audience, I have to wonder how secure her boyfriend feels. I imagine he does lots of, "Okay, now look me in the eye and tell me the truth," followed by long, skeptical, probing silences.

Funniest line: "In Canada, they're pretty lenient about smoking pot. I think the punishment for possession of a kilo is you have to share."

Meanwhile, Xeni, James and Martin were totally honest about grad school, groupies and prostitutes, in morally descending order. Nice. Check out our January 8th show with Mike Daisey, Sara Barron, Lucy Baker and Mark Katz.